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Chin Chai Lah

On panic buying

Chin: People don’t believe we have enough food stockpile…

Chai: Tell PA to organize tours for people to see but cannot touch…

Chin: People won’t go on tours, they prefer to crowd supermarkets to get their rice and instant noodles.

Chai: Tell supermarket to tell staff to cough loud loud and scare everyone away.

Chin: People already come in with masks on…

Chai: Get posters up – mask won’t help you if I cough in your face.Chin: Maybe supermarkets correct to limit stocks…

Chai: Silly. Then what if whole extended family go and buy, or make several trips…

Chin: So what do you recommend?

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Chai: Tell supermarkets not to open cos some infected customer came in and contaminated everything.

Chin: Then those who kept calm and didn’t panic will kick themselves for not buying food.

Chai: Actually, is this our problem? I have to go now. House ran out of toilet paper.

Chin: You panicking too?Chai: Don’t be stupid. Toilet paper is not food.

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