Chin: Why aren’t people ever satisfied? We can’t seem to do anything right…

Chai: Yeah, especially the Sg core. Want to be first and foremost with the mostest.

Chin: I know! And all those scathing and sarcastic comments about Parliament, foreign talent and the relief package….Do they even know what they are talking about?

Chai: Aiyah. Nobody wants to think too much lah. But you know what? They might grumble a lot, they still let us do anyway…So that’s good.

Chin: But I can’t stand being knocked around like that! I am thinking we should file a collective police report….

Chai: For what? Hurt ego? Not enough compliments? Coarse language?

Chin: For speaking without thinking

Chai: You mean, like how we do without speaking?

Chin: That’s okay, we do because we are the government.

Chai: They are okay too, they speak because they are citizens.

Chin: Who’s thinking then?

Chai: Dunno. Maybe non-Singaporeans

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