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Chin Chai Lah

On the Kranji fiasco

Chin: I think we have to say something about the Kranji fiasco? Maybe line up some people to be shot?

Chai: Don’t call it a fiasco. It’s a mistake. A concerning one. In any case, we’ve already shot the contractor.

Chin: But it seems a lot of people calling for blood because everyone seemed to have missed the clearing.

Chai: Just say the usual thing about getting to the root of the matter, intensive investigations, review of procedures.

Chin: You think that’s enough…I mean right after we announce a Green Plan???

Chai: Get the bosses to say they were blindsided by the beauty of the Green Plan. Don’t say sorry but make sure words are as close to sorry as possible. Use concerning. Not worrying.

Chin: Hmm. We must make sure this doesn’t happen again.

Chai: Ya. Start drawing up a law to prevent aerial photography.

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