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Chin Chai Lah

On the race issue

Chin: This race issue is getting out of hand..

Chai: I also say! Use Penal Code or Sedition Act on them!

Chin: Well, some of them are only saying what they feel….

Chai: Keep their feelings to themselves! Or re-wire their brains so that they won’t have such feelings!

Chin: But how can we not talk about race when racial markers are all around us, like GRC, self-help groups and reserved presidency???

Chai: That’s okay. Those are pro-active ethnic policies from the Government.

Chin: Would YOU be happy if your daughter marries someone outside her race?

Chai: Of course not! But I won’t say anything. Not like that poly lecturer! I just won’t pay for the wedding.

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Chin: But that’s racist!

Chai: Nothing to do with race. I will plead poverty.

Chin: But you’re not poor!

Chai: Now… you want to check my bank account?

Chin: No. But I am horrified enough to put what you say on social media so that everyone will see you for the racist that you are even though you may say politically correct things.

Chai: Be careful. I also have dirt on you.

Chin: Let’s agree not to talk to each other for the rest of the year.

Chai: Fine. I’ll go friend someone who agrees with me. Saves aggro.

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